Sunday Sermon: For the Children

christian_halloweenHey kids! Here’s an easy ‘n’ fun activity you can do for school tomorrow!

Apparently the religious wingnuts believe (because Pat Robertson’s network said so) that “most of the candy sold during this (Halloween) season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.”

So, here’s what you do: Find a big barrel or box or other bin-like substance, make a sign that says “Demonic Candy Disposal: Get rid of your witch-blessed candy here” and take it to school with you tomorrow.

If you thought you made a great haul on Saturday, you ain’t seen nothing yet!

(pic via Stuff Christian Culture Likes)

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